Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 19 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 03 Sep

    Putin and Xi Discuss Living Forever on Human Transplants

    What evil could possibly come from this conversation? Two tyrannical madmen discussing possibly living forever on the backs of constant human organ transplants? In a hot-mic conversation between Chinese President Xi Jinping…

  2. 03 Sep

    When the Cowards Admit to Being Cowards

    When the cowards admit to being cowards, believe them. Malcolm Gladwell, the famous writer/thinker, admits here that he was “cowed” into accepting the trans ideology that says men should be allowed to…

  3. 27 Aug

    Shooting at Catholic School Mass. Update: Shooter Was Trans.

    There was a shooting this morning at Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis, Minnesota, a pre-kindergarten through eighth-grade institution. The incident reportedly took place during an all-school Mass. Initial reports vary but sources…

  4. 27 Aug

    We’re Living Tolkien’s Sequel to Lord of the Rings

    J.R.R. Tolkien, the author of Lord of the Rings, did begin work on a sequel to his epic trilogy, provisionally titled The New Shadow. He did, however, abandon the project after writing…

  5. 25 Aug

    On Empire Building and Immigration.

    The great lie. The thing they sell you. The thing they claim to be selling to the world. Democracy. A simple thing. Like a seed. You take the seed. You put it…

  6. 20 Aug

    Why “OK Boomer” is the Death Rattle of Civilization.

    The phrase. That awful phrase. “OK Boomer.” It’s a two-word monument to ignorance. It’s not an argument. An argument is dialogue. An argument is: “I think this,” and “No, you’re wrong because…