Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 8 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 13 May

    Uhm, Shouldn’t This Concern Everybody?

    I love how The Hill reports that Hillary couldn’t figure out how to talk on a secured line and gave up and told the people just to call her home number. The…

  2. 13 May

    Exactly How is This Sign Controversial?

    The news is referring to this sign in front of a pizza shop as “controversial.” How? Seriously how? This is common sense. Oh wait. I forgot. Common sense is controversial nowadays. *subhead*Bathrooms.*subhead*

  3. 11 May

    Pot Has No Effect At All. Except to Increase Death. By a Lot

    So not only has the percentage of auto fatalities including marijuana increased in Washington but the number of auto fatalities have increased. Psst. Everywhere else in the country, auto fatalities are declining.…

  4. 11 May

    Gandhi Was Kind of an Asshat

    Ok. Gandhi’s not an asshat but a lot of people who quote him are. Mahatma Gandhi reportedly said this about Christians and it’s often (and by often I mean CONSTANTLY quoted to…