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Overheard: Six year old to younger sister: You never hear anything.Five year old: I know. It’s weird. Sometimes my ears turn off when people start talking to me. This is completely believable to me as I took her in to… Continue Reading →
With the demographics of Europe in free fall, some social experts and scientists from Europe traveled to America last week on a fact finding mission to discover why America’s population was stable and even increasing. The scientists were shocked to… Continue Reading →
Hey, you’re kids looking for something to do over the summer? Camp Quest might be your answer. It’s the first residential summer camp in the history of the United States for the children of Atheists or “Brights” as they like… Continue Reading →
Authorities in Germany announced Sunday they have arrested a couple and taken their seven-month old baby into custody after they tried to sell the child on eBay for 1Euro or about $1.60, says the AP. The mother told authorities that… Continue Reading →
You’ve seen it, right? I’m not the only one. You’ve been to the mall when what walks by but a 7 year old pop diva all tarted up on her cell phone or texting her mother who’s right next to… Continue Reading →
When I was a reporter I had my first child. It was a slow news day. I think it was a Saturday and another reporter and I were just talking the day away while listening to the police scanner. He… Continue Reading →
The Washington Post today ran a column asking if having three children was “showing off.” My husband and I are getting ready to do what many couples in these brink-of-recessionary times would consider unthinkable. No, we’re not buying a Martha’s… Continue Reading →
If your kids are not ready to get really inked, Toys R Us is now selling “Lower Back Tattoos” for your rambunctious little girl situated right next to Hannah Montana stickers.
The sum of my life’s wisdom can be summed up succinctly. In fact, so succinctly it’s embarrassing. But I’ve come to believe it’s the one thing that so many people I meet don’t know. Ready? Here it is: It’s not… Continue Reading →
I brought my three girls to school this morning and in tow I had the two year old boy and the baby in a stroller. We wait with all the other children in the parking lot outside school. Although I… Continue Reading →