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The Eucharist as Metaphor

Jesus said: “‘I am the living bread which came down from heaven; if any one eats of this bread, he will live for ever; and the bread which I shall give for the life of the world is my flesh.’”… Continue Reading →

Babies Will Be the Death of Us All

Babies are the problem. And American babies are the worst. As if liberals weren’t doing enough to limit the number of babies, now a new study is saying that babies may just be the death of us all doe to… Continue Reading →

Environmentalists Are Killing Us

Environmentalists and sharks are killing us. But mostly environmentalists. We can’t win. Either we die from polluted water or we get eaten by the man eating merchants of death we call sharks, according to Reuters: Environmental protection of Sydney’s beaches… Continue Reading →

Environmentalist Grinches

See. I thought they only hated America. But it turns out that the Gorinches (that’s half Grinch/half Al Gore) hate Christmas too. According to Courier Mail: SCIENTISTS have warned that Christmas lights are bad for the planet due to huge… Continue Reading →

Save Al Gore!

In an extraordinary display of self sacrifice, Al Gore has sucked in all the harmful greenhouse gases in the world. He’s threatening that he’ll allow himself to perish unless we all agree to take the bus to work, drive hybrids,… Continue Reading →

These Green Popes Are Killing Me

It’s bad enough Pope Benedict talked up the environment the other day because all my liberal tree hugging friends are now yelling triumphantly at me that the Pope agrees with them and Al Gore. That is how stupid my friends… Continue Reading →

Marriage is Good for the Environment

“I read that marriage is good for the environment so…Will you split your carbon footprint with me?”

Fr. Pat Strikes Again

Once again, dear children, we get to sit at the knee of that great font of wisdom Fr. Pat Wissman of Sacred Heart Church in Missouri. Remember that this is the man who brought us the memorable “The Latin Mass,… Continue Reading →

Environmentally Friendly WMD

It has been said that if you live long enough, you’ll see just about everything. However this is one I didn’t expect. Russia has announced the successful testing of the worlds most powerful fuel-air bomb. The destructive force of this… Continue Reading →

What’s the Harm?

Over the years I have had many discussions with family and friends about the consequences of runaway ‘environmentalism’ and the furor over global warming in particular. I have heard many people say, well even if the science isn’t perfect we… Continue Reading →

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