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The Horrors of Global Warming!

Embedded video from CNN Video If it’s this bad now, imagine what would’ve happened if we hadn’t listened to Al Gore and signed the Kyoto Treaty…Oh wait… HT Planet Gore

Shhh. Global Warming is Hibernating.

So it seems that practically every global warming conference keeps having to be cancelled due to snow but still the environmental alarmists persist that the world is heating up faster than a hot-pocket in a microwave. And the fact that… Continue Reading →

He Did It Already!

As Tuesday’s temperature low will be 18 degrees, I think we all must agree that Barack Obama just by being inaugurated has cured the planet of global warming! Hooray! I’ve got to tell you, I didn’t think he could do… Continue Reading →

Save Al Gore!

In an extraordinary display of self sacrifice, Al Gore has sucked in all the harmful greenhouse gases in the world. He’s threatening that he’ll allow himself to perish unless we all agree to take the bus to work, drive hybrids,… Continue Reading →

Damage The Planet to Save Us All!

I’m very busy…Can’t talk long. Just read in the New York Times that an ice age is nigh. We’re doomed. Doomed I say. You’ve gotta’ help me prevent this. I’m running around my house spraying aerosol cans, the minivan is… Continue Reading →

Keep Your Enemies Close – You Have No Friends

In the prison of scientific forced consensus that guards the climate change debate, the one thing that cannot be allowed is actual debate. Even if you asked for it. In a shockingly rude gesture, the American Physical Society as part… Continue Reading →

If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead

Today’s the last day. Too bad. A shame for the wife and kids too, I guess. What? You didn’t hear. Today is doomsday. It’s all over. Kaput. Finis’. Sayonara. Bye-bye. A self-styled prophet from central Texas is giving doomsday predicting… Continue Reading →

Even When We Are Wrong – We’re Right

How dumb do these guys think we are? In the face of overwhelming evidence that the earth is not only Not warming, it may even be cooling, “scientists” (and we use this term loosely) are now telling us that even… Continue Reading →

Al Gore Defeated…Again!

Al Gore seems a little defeated these days when it comes to global warming. He was quoted in today’s New York Times glumly saying, “The situation has not improved since I made the movie in 2006.” Because of his self… Continue Reading →

I Heart The Pitter-Patter of Carbon Footprints

When I was a reporter I had my first child. It was a slow news day. I think it was a Saturday and another reporter and I were just talking the day away while listening to the police scanner. He… Continue Reading →

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