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Wait! I Thought Jews Didn’t Have Horns

Or maybe I just wish they didn’t.

Rangel’s Portrait Unveiled on Capitol Hill

The Politico reports that despite being recently censured, congressman Charlie Rangel will have his visage permanently displayed on Capitol Hill. Good grief. The House Ways and Means Committee, which Rangel chaired until he lost his gavel following accusations of ethics… Continue Reading →

Why Are Liberal Protesters Always Naked?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), announced plans to launch a pornography website. You know, ’cause porn has everything to do with animal rights. The non-profit said it hopes to raise awareness of veganism through a mix of… Continue Reading →

Hey, That’s My Daughter!

I’m the worst Dad…evah! I read the site “Weasel Zippers” many times a day. Well, often when they run a story on abortion they run this graphic along with it. I’ve honestly seen this pic 50 times or more. But… Continue Reading →

How I Became a Dad

Men are miserable when their wives are pregnant because, let’s face it, we don’t have anything to do. Present for the conception, we’re then faced with nine months of absolutely no responsibility. We have nothing else to do but wait… Continue Reading →

Nic Cage Wakes Up to Naked Man Eating a Fudgsicle in His Bedroom

Dude. This had to be the scariest moment ever. I’ve gotta’ tell you though, if I was thinking about messing with the head of a celebrity I wouldn’t pick Nicholas Cage who seems only slightly saner than Charlie Sheen but… Continue Reading →

Waxman: “Jews Protecting their Wealth”

Well thank goodness, this quote from Congressman Henry Waxman doesn’t play into any stereotypes: There are Jews who are trending toward the Republican Party, some of it because of their misunderstanding of Obama’s policies in the Middle East, and some… Continue Reading →

Stop the Dietocracy!

First Lady Michelle Obama will announce today the headway she and the Obama dietocracy have made in strong arming restaurants to reduce portion sizes as part of her “Let’s Move’ campaign against obesity. “The Childhood Obesity Task Force Report”–commissioned as… Continue Reading →

Kids Late for School? A Jet Powered Bus

I know sometimes getting my five out the door for school in the morning can take a little more time than I have. My kids haven’t adapted well to summer ending. Each morning they come down like zombies and then… Continue Reading →

I’m a Widdle Drunk…

I wrote what I’m pretty sure is a funny story involving my four year old which is pretty embarrassing. So please check it out. I think you’ll get a laugh out of it. Continue reading at the National Catholic Register>>>

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