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It’s Kind of like Jesus Meets Conan in A Remake of the Bible

The Bible is getting the Manga graphic novel treatment, says the NY Times. But it seems they found the story didn’t move fast enough so a couple of little things get left on the cutting room floor – like the… Continue Reading →

Crucifixion? It Wasn’t That Bad, Says Professor

The Crucifixion of Christ “wasn’t as bad as it’s been painted”, an outspoken Marxist academic will claim on the BBC this month. Christ on the Cross: ‘He got off pretty lightly’ because it only took him three hours to die,… Continue Reading →

Catholic League to Huckabee: Enough With the Jesus

We’ve all seen the political ad running in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina which shows Huckabee sitting next to a Christmas tree as the carol “Silent Night” plays in the background. A bookshelf behind the candidate is lit in… Continue Reading →

Rabbi Says Cancel Christmas

Rabbi David Polina in Malta Today is saying that Christians should stop celebrating Christmas because Jesus hated Christmas. “The historical (i.e. real) Y’shua – more commonly known as Jesus – hated Christmas.” The good Rabbi uses the Old Testament to… Continue Reading →

Jesus is the New Cigarette

Jesus was thrown out of a Florida hospital today when a chaplain was fired from his position for including the word ‘Jesus’ at the end of his prayers, according to FoxNews. The hospital was worried about “Secondhand Jesus” meaning that… Continue Reading →

Phila. Archdiocese Goes Hollywood and Jesus Didn’t Get a Part

People sitting in movie theaters in the Philadelphia area waiting for the latest summer blockbuster to begin have been seeing a commercial promoting the benefits of a Catholic school education. The Archdiocese of Philadelphia has been running the 30-second commercials… Continue Reading →

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