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The Biggest Ball Drops of ’08

In commemoration of the ball dropping last night, CMR has meticulously created a list of the biggest ball drops of the past year. 1) THE MEDIA – The media in this election year fell just a teensy bit short of… Continue Reading →

No Similarities Here

Somali pirates who took over an oil tanker are saying that unless they’re given millions of dollars they’ll be forced to dump everything which will destroy the Middle East economy. They are currently negotiating the settlement terms with the Saudi… Continue Reading →

Gov. Rendell Against Married Priests Too?

I know a Jesuit who argues with me that priests should be able to marry. Needless to say we argue a lot. He also voted for Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell. Like I said we argue a lot. So I called… Continue Reading →

A Bad Decision by Obama

I’ve spoken with some of my contacts in Philadelphia. There’s no doubt that Obama’s going to win Philly going away (duh!)…but (and this is a big but) there are certain sections in Philadelphia that Obama may not be maximizing his… Continue Reading →

Conservative is the New Gay

We’ve all been in a moment when a conversation is going on among people around us and it becomes apparent that most of what you hold dear is held in contempt by everyone around you and you wonder if you… Continue Reading →

Sign Wars

This morning I stepped out onto my front lawn to find my McCain/Palin sign torn from the ground, crumpled and tossed. I went over, picked it up, straightened out the sticks, and put it back up. While driving the kids… Continue Reading →

Rename Gallup the CYA Poll

Gallup is making news because their most recent poll has McCain cutting Obama’s lead to two. Good news. And I’m happy about it. But in this recent election cycle, Gallup has disgraced itself because they have all but openly admitted… Continue Reading →

Newsweek Declares Victory for Obama?

Newsweek, this week: On Nov. 4, Barack Obama will be elected as the next president of the United States. The real excitement won’t come from watching that foregone conclusion come to pass. No, the big question is, will Democrats nationwide… Continue Reading →

Nightmare Scenario: White Liberal Riot

There have been numerous nightmare scenarios written should either one of the candidate’s in this year’s presidential election actually win. Some have even spoken of riots should Obama lose. But nobody has taken into account the specter of the of… Continue Reading →

Shock Poll: Dems Favor Obama

The latest Pew poll has Barack Obama up a whopping 14 points! Insert your despair here but…(and this is a big but) look at the internals of the poll. Here’s the thing the media won’t tell you about this poll:… Continue Reading →

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