Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 16 May

    Liberal Catholic Group Calls For Alien Ordination

    A liberal Catholic group named “Leaders for Unification of Non-Ordained Associates Together In Christ”(LUNATIC) held a hastily called press conference this morning in order to be the first group to call for…

  2. 16 May

    Today on CMR – May 15, 2008

    CA. Court Overturns Gay Marriage Ban—What the blogs are saying Movie About “Pope Joan” Set for Release—Get ready for Female Ordination arguments! Get Off Your Priestly Duff—Where are the Ordinary Minsters of…

  3. 15 May

    CA. Court Overturns Gay Marriage Ban

    California’s supreme court ruled that a ban on gay marriage was unlawful Thursday, effectively leaving same-sex couples in America’s most populous state free to tie the knot in a landmark ruling. In…

  4. 15 May

    Movie About “Pope Joan” Set for Release

    The armies of female ordination have just taken over Hollywood and are now set to march onto the Vatican. Coming soon to a movie theater near you is a “historical drama” about…

  5. 15 May

    Get Off Your Priestly Duff

    The Most Reverend Mark Coleridge, Archbishop of the Diocese of Canberra and Goulburn in Australia has written a fascinating letter about the liturgy. The Archbishop is one of the people in charge…

  6. 15 May

    Blair Says Christianity Can Save the West?

    Former Prime Minister of Britain and recent Catholic convert Tony Blair seems to be saying that only Christianity can save the West, according to Asia Times Online. “For the first time in…

  7. 15 May

    What Did Sean Penn Mean?

    I haven’t understood anything Sean Penn has said in years but I thought he was great in “Dead Man Walking.” I know he hates President Bush, which many other people join him…

  8. 15 May

    Today on CMR – May 14, 2008

    Priest Invents Technology For Better Liturgy—Cures Phil Donahue-itis Obama The Christian (When Convenient)—Obama takes pandering to a whole new level. Attorney Calls Pope to Testify on Sex Abuse—Frivolous does not begin to…

  9. 14 May

    Priest Invents Technology For Better Liturgy

    Fr. Erik Richtsteig is at his best when he’s fed up. Thankfully the world offers plenty of opportunities for him to be fed up. The latest instigator of his getting incensed is…

  10. 14 May

    Obama The Christian (When Convenient)

    Presidential candidate Barack Obama, while campaigning in West Virginia this past week, was seen wearing a flag lapel pin. It had been noticed previously that Obama did not wear a lapel pin.…