Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 16 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 06 Aug

    Hey, Speaking of Statues?

    So they’re replacing that ugly and scary statue of Lucille Ball in her hometown. Finally, our national nightmare is over. NPR.org: A new statue of the queen of comedy will be unveiled…

  2. 05 Aug

    The Race As It Stands — My Analysis

    My honest assessment is that Trump has a very uphill battle ahead. This is for many reasons, but I think it boils down to this. Because Trump is who he is, for…

  3. 05 Aug

    Joe Biden Officiates Gay Marriage. Silence Ensues

    The silence from the bishops surrounding Catholic Joe Biden officiating a gay marriage may be worse than the act itself. I understand that his home bishop or Cardinal Wuerl might want to…

  4. 04 Aug

    Dublin Abp. Says Seminary Too Gay

    I don’t know what’s going on here but the allegations must have been pretty bad. You’ve gotta’ give points to the archbishop for taking action in a public way. Dublin’s archbishop has…

  5. 03 Aug

    Planned Parenthood Freaks About Trump’s Baby Joke

    Wait. Seriously. The organization that kills babies to pay its rent money is pretending to freak out over Trump joking that a baby should be removed from the auditorium for crying loudly.…

  6. 03 Aug

    No Slippery Slope, Huh?

    So it turns out we were underselling the apocalyptic state of things. Our bad. Seriously. I was just taking stock and found myself wistfully recalling the days when our biggest problem (well,…