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Excommunicated Woman Had Been Adult Religious Educator

You might recall the story about the woman, Mary F. Keldermans, who was recently informed of her excommunication by Bishop Paprocki upon her recent attempt to get ordained. Keldermans of Springfield, Illinois attempted to be ordained a priest for “Roman… Continue Reading →

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

My 5th grader saw ‘the video’ last week. They show this video to all 5th graders at the end of the year, boys and girls separate with different topics, of course. The video shows them some of the changes to… Continue Reading →

Abortionist Says His Christianity Led Him to Perform Abortions

In the mind of late-term abortionist Dr. Willie Parker, the story of the Good Samaritan ends with the Samaritan tearing a live baby from the womb of a woman. I don’t particularly remember that part of the Bible but maybe… Continue Reading →

Why is This News?

Pope Francis said yesterday that he believes that celibacy is a gift but that the rule was not dogma and could therefore someday be changed. Whoa. Bam! Pow! You’d have thought the pope drop kicked Saint Peter by the way… Continue Reading →

What Is Truth? Part I

Sometimes a little truth is the biggest lie of all. Over at the Register I dissect the current truth/lie about the infallibility of the Church by looking at Humanae Vitae. Please give it a read! *subhead*The whole truth.*subhead*

Singer Toni Braxton Believes God Punished Her For Abortion By Giving Her Son Autism

Sad. Guilt seems to be tearing this woman up. The Wire: Toni Braxton reveals in her new memoir, Unbreak My Heart, that she got an abortion in her early 30s after discovering she was pregnant with then-boyfriend Keri Lewis. She… Continue Reading →

Teachers Lured Kids into “Death Cult?”

Well, it’s a good thing the teachers didn’t try to pray with the kids because then that would be a fire-able offense. Christian News: The parents of three Connecticut girls have filed a lawsuit against their local school district, high… Continue Reading →

Catholic Governor Punts on Marriage

The Catholic and Republican governor of Pennsylvania Tom Corbett is facing an election. With that in mind, he just announced that he will not appeal a wacky judge’s ruling overturning a popular vote that declared marriage as between one man… Continue Reading →

First They Came For Dodgeball, Then They Came for Field Day

My kids had field day yesterday. They love it. But my kids are at a Catholic school where they’re allowed to keep score and declare winners and all that eeeeevil stuff. This one school’s field day announcement is just so… Continue Reading →

Kid Bible Stories Gone (Awesomely) Bad!!

This cracked me up. *subhead*Crack up*subhead*

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