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Breaking: Notre Dame Appoints Board Member Who Supports HHS Mandate

The University of Notre Dame, which sued the federal government over the HHS mandate, has just named a new member to its Board of Trustees who has publicly supported the same mandate and criticized the U.S. bishops’ opposition to it…. Continue Reading →

Atheists to Create Absolutely Redundant TV Station

The Atheist Department of Redundancy has vowed to create a television station dedicated to evangelizing atheism. Ha! Why would they waste their money on something so completely unnecessary? My atheist friends, I know you won’t likely take advice from a… Continue Reading →

In The Heart of Every Traditionalist Lies A Schismatic

Just because you are paranoid, doesn’t mean they are not out to get you. When it comes to traditionalists in the Church, the hits just keep on coming. We have now the regretful news that the Franciscan Sisters of the… Continue Reading →

Priest Calls Pat Sajak a Sinning Racist for Not Accepting Climate Change

This has got to be the weirdest public conversation ever. Pat Sajak, yeah the game show host, said that those who push the idea of man made global warming are unpatriotic and racist. I’m not sure I get that but… Continue Reading →

Abortion Clinic Owning Congresswoman Out

Some good news from yesterday’s primary in Pennsylvania. Congresswoman Allyson Schwartz, the former abortion clinic owner, lost her bid to become the Democrat nominee for Governor of Pennsylvania. So assured was she of victory that last year she announced she… Continue Reading →

The Short Life and Lasting Impact of Zion Isaiah Blick

Wow. This is just beautiful. Bring tissues. *subhead*Love.*subhead*

This Family Needs a Miracle

His name is Daniel Wani. He’s a Sudanese man who currently lives in New Hampshire and is traveling to his home country on a desperate mission to save his pregnant wife who has been sentenced to death for marrying him,… Continue Reading →

Maybe God Knew What He Was Doing

Hey, maybe God knows what’s He’s doing. I just read that China’s oldest mother, the one who had two twins through IVF when she was 60, says she’s too tired to take care of her children. Well duh. Yeah. Sheng… Continue Reading →

The Enemy of My Enemy Is A Jerk

Dinesh D’Souza has a big ol’ hate on for Obama’s policies. So do I. But in this case, the enemy of my enemy is no friend, in this case he is a jerk who has now plead guilty to being… Continue Reading →

My Daughter Doesn’t Think I Would’ve Survived the Titanic

My daughter is studying the Titanic. On a recent morning she said to me, “Hey Dad, I think I would’ve survived the Titanic.” I asked her why she thought so. “Think about it,” she said. “They said ‘women and children… Continue Reading →

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