Georgetown has erected five new crosses for Georgetown’s Healy Hall.

Please allow me to make a suggestion to Georgetown – make the crosses detachable. That way when you invite President Obama or one of his henchman over you can just remove them upon their request. You know, like you always do.

Your motto can be “Georgetown. The Jesuit University with detachable Catholic identity.” Wait. Is that not specific enough?

*subhead*Snark.*subhead*