Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 2 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 13 Apr

    Curia Reform: Pope Picks His Wartime Consiglieres

    The Pope has picked his wartime Consiglieres, a group of Cardinals to advise him on how to reform the Roman Curia. In a highly significant and ground-breaking move, indicating a new, more…

  2. 12 Apr

    CMR’s 8 Signs of the Apocalypse is Back!!!

    Our Signs of the Apocalypse is back. And now at The National Catholic Register. If you don’t laugh at this you have no soul. By clicking here to read this ridiculous feature…

  3. 12 Apr

    The Jesus Was Married – Redux

    Do you remember when Harvard Divinity Professor Karen King embarrassed herself last year by claiming that a few words on a parchment of dubious source and date proved Jesus was married? Well,…

  4. 12 Apr

    My Daughter’s Assigned Reading Worries Me

    My kids all go to Catholic school. This is a new school and I haven’t completely made up my mind about it. I loved our parish school which was closed down last…

  5. 11 Apr

    Gun Banning Bishop’s Incompetency

    Bishops do the Church no favors when they weigh in on public policy debates outside of their competency. Perhaps the person doing the most damage in this regard is Bishop Blaire of…

  6. 11 Apr

    A Heartbreaking Tale Of Staggering Indifference

    Please pray for the soul of Rehtaeh Parsons, just 17. Two years ago she was raped by four boys during which they smiled and gave the thumbs up in photos. They spread…

  7. 11 Apr

    Gay Marriage is About Gender, Not Just Sexuality

    If I were hit by a bus today and killed, my wife would eventually worry about the children not having a male role model in our children’s lives. She would see that…