Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 07 Nov

    USA Today’s Catholic Cheap Shot of the Day

    USA Today, in reporting about sexual abuse of young boys at Penn State University, takes the cheapest of shots at the Catholic Church in their featured story. Here’s the headline: Catholic bishops’…

  2. 07 Nov

    OWS Covetous?

    Is the Occupy Wall Street crowd breaking one of the commandments? One group in Minnesota seems to think so. They just put up this billboard, according to Powerline.Seems to me they’ve got…

  3. 07 Nov

    Say, What’s a Fertilized Egg Anyway?

    Right now there are 356 mentions of “fertilized eggs” in the news, according to a quick Google News search, due to the Personhood amendment being voted on in Mississippi. You see, a…

  4. 04 Nov

    My 4 Year Old Didn’t Kill Anyone Today

    I brought my four year old to the 11 a.m. Mass this morning. All my other children were there already with their parish school. It was a nice Mass and my oldest…

  5. 04 Nov

    She Loves Me, Oy Oy Oy

    Word on the street is that Paul McCartney may convert to Judaism (he was baptized a Catholic) for his new wife. This comes from a Jewish site, so don’t mind the language.…

  6. 04 Nov

    It Is Finished. aka “Taper Time”

    Well, that’s it. I have done all I can do to get ready for the Philadelphia marathon in just 15 days. In the last 5 months I have gone from very overweight…

  7. 04 Nov

    Happy Birthday Baby! You’re Doomed!

    When babies are born, the baby is supposed to cry out to the world. Well, a few days ago a baby was born and instead, the world cried out. In horror. As…

  8. 03 Nov

    Shut Up James Garner. Please!!!

    I lived on Rockford Files reruns and beer when I was in college. (And cheese steaks if I’m telling the complete truth.) I’m a huge James Garner fan. So somebody please tell…

  9. 03 Nov

    The Abortionist Signed Her Birth Certificate

    The silent holocaust didn’t beat Gianna Jessen. You have to watch this video. It’s truly amazing. I can’t recommend this more. Please watch this. You know what, forget please. It’s now required…