Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 2 November 2026

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Wait. I Thought Abstinence Was Unrealistic

Remember when abstinence was unrealistic. Well that was before Obama. Now liberals are all for it. But only for punishing conservatives.

The Rock the Vote campaign is encouraging young people to abstain from sex with anyone who’s against healthcare reform. Noel Sheppard writes:

The political advocacy group “Rock the Vote” has a new video out encouraging young people to abstain from having sex with folks opposed to healthcare reform.

Sadly, this isn’t your run of the mill call for celibacy, for the video also instructs youth to use sex to get people to change their minds on this issue.

The group’s YouTube posting asks: “What would you withhold from someone who opposes health care reform? Cookies, a Christmas gift, sex?”

Ironically, Obama doesn’t support abstinence funding. But maybe he’ll change his mind now. Something tells me that seeing his supporters using sex as a weapon, he’ll find the first weapon he actually likes.

But in short, here’s the important nugget: abstinence is unrealistic if you want to live your life worshiping God but realistic if you live your life worshiping Obama.

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