Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 3 November 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Name that Scandal!

The mainstream media typically does the honors of naming our large national scandals and even our celebrity couplings like “Bennifer.” But as the mainstream media has sat this most recent scandal out, CMR is asking for your help on pinning the nomenclature on the latest Acorn scandal.

Some of these I’ve seen elsewhere. Some were just mentioned to me by others:

A) Pimpaquiddick?
B) Nutcracker. Sweet!
C) Tailhook 2
D) Pimpgate
E) The Day the MSM Died
F) The Nut Case

So while some of these have merit I’m actually pretty unhappy with these suggestions so I’m asking you to put any suggestions in the combox. And CMR will pick the winner. If I think of anything I’ll throw it in the combox as well. Remember, the nomenclature of a scandal may just depend on you.

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