They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, Randy Newman could go to jail in Massachusetts. The Commonwealth is once again showing that all common sense fled the state long ago. In an effort to even more narrowly (and ludicrously) define special victim status, the Mass. legislature is considering a bill that bans discrimination based on height or weight. Stories such as this are making it increasingly difficult to tell the difference between real news and the Onion. Now back to the song…

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ’em up
Just to say hello….