Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 20 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Trump to Buy New Baby Boom?

Money can’t buy you love. That’s true. And it won’t help with babies either.

America slouches towards a demographic doomsday. The country’s birth rates have been declining rapidly are are now at an all time low.

President Trump promised a “new baby boom.”

I don’t think that financial incentives will do this. Russia and China both tried to financially incentivize children. And failed. Putin even hired Boyz 2 Men to hold a concert to kick off a baby boom. Shockingly, it didn’t work.

Here’s the thing. Children will never be worth it. Not financially. They’re going to suck you dry. I remember one night I gave a talk and a man asked me if I was such a serious Catholic why didn’t I give up all my money and belongings. I told him I did. I have five kids.

The only reason to have children is love. Money will never incentivize a baby boom. We need more love, more marriage, and more Christ.

Emma Waters reports that the U.S. marriage rate has dropped an astounding 60% since 1970 and roughly one-third of Generation Z is on track to never marry. Why don’t people get married? It’s because they’re not religious. They don’t need paperwork from the state to codify their love, right?

Harvard performed a study which showed that regular religious service attendance is associated with 50% lower divorce rates.

More religion leads to less divorce and therefore more stable families and quite likely more children. If we want more children, evangelize.

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