Apparently in a sissy land where men drink tea and babies are named Mohammed, they had an election that will change nothing. Boring.

On the upside, a whole bunch of lefties are miserable today. On the downside, a whole bunch of just-slightly-less-lefties are happy.

And a whole bunch of leaders of parties nobody cares about resigned their jobs for the next 6 minutes until they either get them back or they are replaced with clones.

And in the land of haggis, the separatists won big, so that is sure to make more people I don’t like miserable and destroy those separating, so win-win there.

And some chick recently had a baby girl or something.

Just give me another season of Sherlock and go away thank you.

*subhead*O shut up.*subhead*