Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Actual Salon Headline: Marco Rubio’s deranged religion, Ted Cruz’s bizarre faith: Our would-be presidents are God-fearing clowns

Alternate headline: Salon embraces asshattery.”

Salon exec’s brilliant idea: “Let’s position ourselves to the left of MSNBC!”

Get this headline:

Marco Rubio’s deranged religion, Ted Cruz’s bizarre faith: Our would-be presidents are God-fearing clowns

Rand Paul, Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton all spout pious religious lies. We must grill them on what they really mean

Ridiculous.

And it’s not about anything they really said or did. It’s the fact that they’re Christians which seems to make them unfit for the job of president, according to Salon. So one must assume they don’t believe Obama is actually a Christian and is simply lying to the people about his religious beliefs. So they’re comfortable with a liar but not a Christian.

*subhead*Heh.*subhead*

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