Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Easter Bunny Says He’s the One Who Knocks

Bunny goes Walter White. All hopped up on meth. Get it?

Fox News reports:

This stuffed Easter Bunny may be one of the strangest drug mules police in Oklahoma have ever nabbed.

Tahlequah City police on Friday intercepted the rabbit stuffed with a pound of meth, street value around $30,000.

“We’ve intercepted narcotics in the mail before,” Police Chief Nate King told Fox23 in Tulsa. “The Easter Bunny I thought was a strange touch.”

Police hopped on the case when they learned the rabbit was in a package addressed to Carolyn Ross in Tahlequah.

A police dog in Tulsa County sniffed out the methamphetamine before the package was to be delivered to her home.

Say my name.

I never trusted that bunny in the first place. I mean, the bunny has nothing to do with Easter. At least Santa is sorta’ based on a saint. The bunny? Giving out eggs? What?

I’m glad he got busted.

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