Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

You Can’t Rob The Vatican

I love stories about stupid criminals.

A top Vatican official has received a ransom demand for the return of Renaissance-era documents by the artist Michelangelo.

Cardinal Angelo Comastri, archpriest of St. Peter’s Basilica, “received a proposal to recover such documents at a certain price,” said Jesuit Father Federico Lombardi, Vatican spokesman.

“Naturally he refused as it concerned stolen documents,” the spokesman said in a written statement on March 8.

Stupid criminals. The Vatican let us be robbed of the treasure of the faith with hardly a fight.  Heck, they could recover that at any time, but they don’t.  What makes you think this will work?

*subhead*Ransom?*subhead*

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