And Jesus said “Going therefore, teach ye all nations; baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and behold I am with you all days, even to the consummation of the world.”
And then the disciples said, “Ummm? Jesus. You like totally said like before that the gates of hell will not prevail against the Church, so isn’t this like the Holy Ghost’s job or something? Isn’t it only my job like to be, like, a good example or something? And the Holy Ghost will like totes do the rest?”
Jesus replied, “You guys are so dumb. I am outta here.”
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