President Barack Obama will meet with Pope Francis for the first time on March 27 at the Vatican, the White House announced Tuesday.

Here’s some thoughts on what Obama might say to the pope.

1) Promise, “If you like your Church you can keep your Church.”

2) Say thoughtfully, “If I had a son, I think he’d be Pope.”

3) Hand Pope Francis a DVD of his speech at Notre Dame and say “you’re welcome.”

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