Gloria Steinem told the Guardian newspaper that feminist pro-choice types “need to get much angrier.’

Is that possible?

Asking feminists to get angrier is like:

Asking Richard Simmons to get less manly
Asking Nicholas Sparks to write worse
Asking Mitt Romney to get more patrician
Asking Snooki to get trashier
Asking Ashton Kutcher to send stupider tweets
Asking Maya Angelou to write more pretentiously
Asking Michael Bay for more Slo-mo and worse dialogue
Asking the Occupy Wall Street crowd to stink more

Feel free to add your own snarky metaphors for angrier feminists.

HT Pewsitter