Liberalism is a religion. We all know that.

Liberals treat spending like the Pope treats doctrine, like its indispensable or something.

So I was thinking, what is a religion without some catchphrases?

Catchphrases of Liberaligion:

Turn the other check. Make it payable to the IRS…

To spend is human – to spend other people’s money–divine.

Blessed are the meek – for you shall inherit their debt.

Who needs purgatory when you have chapter 11?

No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has conceived what redistribution promises to deliver, nor will they.

I am not worthy to enter under my roof, but Fanny Mae gave me a mortgage anyway.

Reparations ain’t what they used to be.

I will tear down this temple and in three days I will have several shovel ready jobs–building a mosque.

We threw the money lenders out of the Temple–all the way to China.

Render unto Caesar–that is all.

Unlicensed Samaritans will be prosecuted.

Wherever two or more are gathered, there is a union for that.

“There was a man who had two sons. The younger one said to his father, ‘Father, give me my share of the estate. And the Father said “Dude, are you kidding? I spent that in 2009.”