Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 1 November 2026

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Teacher’s Union Prays for Governor’s Death

So the New Jersey teacher’s union issued a memo that included a prayer for the death of Governor Chris Christie. According to CBS, the prayer goes:

“Dear Lord this year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, and my favorite salesman, Billy Mays. I just wanted to let you know that Chris Christie is my favorite governor.”

While this is obviously a low class act fit only for Tea Partiers and pro-lifers there is a bright side. Who’d a thunk that the teacher’s union believes in God?

Wait, aren’t they state employees? What about the separation of Church and state? Gee, I hope the ACLU doesn’t find out about this.

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