In other celebrity news: What would we do without supermodels? Renowned supermodel and theologian, Gisele Bundchen, weighed in on the hot topics of the day in Brazil. With all 4 neurons firing at the same time, the supermodel rattled off this thoughtful commentary:

“Today no one is a virgin when they get married … show me someone who’s a virgin!” she said.

Asked about abortion, she said a woman should have the right to choose what is best for her.

“If she thinks she doesn’t have the money or the emotional condition to raise a child, why should she give birth?”

Gisele, who had just arrived from New York to take part in Rio de Janeiro’s Fashion Week, also defended condom use.

“It’s ridiculous to ban contraceptives – you only have to think of the diseases that are transmitted without them. I think it should be compulsory to use a contraceptive.”

This is the same genius who, while on hiatus from the think tank, let us know that the fashion industry was not to blame for anorexia and that families are the real culprit. And of course, that models have smaller bones and that just makes them look skinnier. I never thought of that.

Oh well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.