A new poll finds that a staggering 71 percent of people think that the rise in air temperature happens naturally. 65 percent think that scientists’ catastrophic predictions if pollution isn’t curbed are ‘far fetched’.

When reading of this poll, I could not help but chuckle to myself. Despite the 20 years of force feeding people the global warming party line, it seems that people just don’t buy it. The masses are just so stubborn in thinking for themselves. I can only imagine the Green types in the media and politics atop a mountain looking down upon the stooges below, so absolutely sure that they were buying what they are selling. The fools can’t think for themselves, so we told them what to think. I picture them all as a collective Grinch, a Green-ch if I might, standing atop Mount Crumpet so absolutely sure they had spoiled Christmas, only to be shocked by the truth.

He stared down at Stooge-ville!
The Green-ch popped his eyes!
With anger he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!

Every Stooge down in Stooge-ville, the tall and the small,
Was thinking for themselves with no help at all!
He HADN’T stopped them from thinking!
Who is to blame?
Somehow or other they thought just the same!

And the Green-ch, with his Birkenstocks ice-cold in the snow,
Stood scheming and scheming: “How could it be so?
We warned of hurricanes and floods. We are really quite nettled!
We gave them consensus! The science was settled!”
And he schemed for three hours, `till his schemer was sore.
Then the Green-ch thought of something he hadn’t before!
“Maybe reason,” he thought, “isn’t something to abhor.
“Maybe wisdom…perhaps…does not come from Al Gore!”

And what happened then…?
Well…in Stooge-ville they say
That the Green-ch’s small brain
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his brain didn’t feel quite so tight,
He realized that humans were not such a blight.
No more carbon offsets! We will no longer be afraid!
And he…

Traded in his Prius, for a Caddy Escalade!