Month December 2008
Forty years ago, many Catholics were shocked to find the Catholic Church invading their bedrooms with the promulgation of Humanae Vitae and all of its rules and regulations regarding sex. Now, just as people were kind of calming down about… Continue Reading →
Looking over numbers from the Harris poll concerning religious belief in America is enough to make you pull your hair out. I guess it’s my own fault for searching for consistency and logic. Here’s some numbers that jumped out. 80%… Continue Reading →
My two older children (7 &8) are reaching the age where they starting to question Santa Claus. The questions have already begun that show the underlying story is beginning to crack under the weight of age and experience. I realize… Continue Reading →
No Truth To The Rumor—CMR may have uncovered the identity of the journalist who attacked Pres. Busy today. Can You Impeach The President-Elect?—How do you throw a guy out of a fictional office? The Perfect Attendance of Typhoid Mary—I have… Continue Reading →
There’s absolutely no truth to the rumor that this is the journalist who threw his shoes at President Bush. And by the way, for me nothing else has proved that Iraq is a free country more than the Iraqi press… Continue Reading →
Let’s impeach this guy before it’s too late. He can’t even run the fictional office of president-elect, imagine what he will do when he has a real office with real responsibility. Amazingly, his first action of the mythical office of… Continue Reading →
After a grueling and expensive study, CMR Laboratories (meaning my brother and I) has discovered a link between children with perfect attendance records and sicknesses that ravage entire schools. It’s no secret that recently my children all got vomitously and… Continue Reading →
Luxembourg just pushed a euthanasia bill over the protestations of their Catholic monarch, who paid the price for his opposition. According to Fox News, the very liberal parliament voted to pass a euthanasia bill. But the bill couldn’t become a… Continue Reading →
In an extraordinary display of self sacrifice, Al Gore has sucked in all the harmful greenhouse gases in the world. He’s threatening that he’ll allow himself to perish unless we all agree to take the bus to work, drive hybrids,… Continue Reading →
Retooning The Nativity—The first Christmas may not be how you pictured it! Being There Is All You Can Do—The hardest lesson of my short career in parenting. Good Kids See Santa, Naughty Ones See…—This was just too cute not to… Continue Reading →