We Laugh Because We Believe

Month September 2009

It’s Coming! It’s Coming!

Over the next weeks I am going to be telling you about a new book from a CMR contributor coming out in November. Kids, this is going to be a big deal. No joke. Don’t believe me? How about Dr…. Continue Reading →

Obama Raises Kennedy from the Dead! Again!

The White House is desperate. So desperate that they’re going back to the ‘Win One for Teddy’ thing that didn’t work all that well when Ted Kennedy actually died. Today, the White House did something so…icky that I’m still wrapping… Continue Reading →

Will We March with the Death Cult?

Baby Jayden was born with a strong heartbeat. He moved his arms and legs. But none of that mattered. You see, government regulations state that doctors don’t care for babies born before 23 weeks. And Baby Jayden was two days… Continue Reading →

Don’t Save This Drowning Man

I feel as if I know the President. Like I have met him before. Some years back I worked with a man who I will call Drew. Drew was the epitome of the Peter principle. Promoted to a level of… Continue Reading →

ACLU: Baptism? No. Abortion? Yes.

Churches bad. Abortion clinics good. You got that? No seriously. Check this lunacy out. I mean this is like conversation between Gary Busey and Jeff Conway kind of crazy. The ACLU obviously believes that churches are so dangerous to minors… Continue Reading →

‘Can I Live?’ Rap Song

That’s right. CMR has a rap song on it. Laugh it up fuzzballs but it’s a pretty powerful pro-life statement. And kinda’ catchy. CMR Thanks to the always great Paul at Thoughts of a Regular Guy who asks “It’s probably… Continue Reading →

The Glass Is Half Full

I won a bet with Matthew from last week when I told him that Van Jones would resign on Sunday. He was too big a potential liability to let him hang around and a Sunday of a long weekend is… Continue Reading →

A Thing on Your Thing

I was recently at a train station doing one of my favorite things. People watching. Train stations are great because you can blatantly listen to other people’s conversations, watch their ticks, learn their histories just through sheer proximity. I watched… Continue Reading →

I’m Tellin’ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With five children in the house all summer there’s been a rash of “I’m tellin” outcries and then the aggrieved party stomps in to see me with a complaint about their persecuting sibling. It’s become a constant. I know it’s… Continue Reading →

Just The Facts Obama, Just The Facts

I loved this. Nothing ever changes, nothing ever will. h/t Hotair

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