We Laugh Because We Believe

Month December 2009

Wanna’ Know How Warped We Are?

A San Juan woman is under arrest. What did she do? I warn you this is horrible so you may want to just skip this story. a mother-to-be took Xanax that she’d allegedly gotten without a prescription from Mexico. She… Continue Reading →

2nd Grader Suspended Over Drawing of Jesus

By now, many of you have likely heard about this story where a second grader was suspended from school for drawing a picture of Jesus and forced to see some kind of therapist. Here’s the pic:Hot Air has the story…. Continue Reading →

John & Yoko: Flat Earthers

I found myself in a bizarro world. John and Yoko dismiss the scare over over-population. ht to Remnant

Man Created Limbo

Limbo was defined as the pious speculation of a place where babies who have died without baptism spend eternity in a state of “natural happiness” but not in the presence of God. Pope Benedict XVI recently said that there’s hope… Continue Reading →

Vox Nova Patriotism Fail

Gosh, I make it a point not to visit Vox Nova often as it is a very silly place. It is just so darn convenient when your religious beliefs coincide with your political beliefs. When its not so convenient, you… Continue Reading →

Historical Failures Grade Themselves

When asked how he’d grade himself after Waterloo, Napoleon famously said, “A good solid B +” and then promptly got on the bus to Elba. Right before the end of the Battle at Little Big Horn Custer grabbed a pen… Continue Reading →

McClatchy Hates Babies & Bush

Media bias stories bore me, and thus I discriminate about which bias I cover. This McClatchy story got my attention. It has the perfunctory “It’s all Bush’s fault,” that all media bias must by statute contain, but this story goes… Continue Reading →

Blast From the Past

CMR is known for its parodies. But I promise you, this is not a parody. It comes from a book published by the Liturgical Conference in 1969 called Manual of Celebration by Robert Hovda (who is also widely known as… Continue Reading →

Dad Barred from Taking Child to Church?

CBS3 in Chicago reports that a judge has legally barred a father from taking his child to Church because, according to the mother, a Christian Service would “confuse” the child and cause her “irreperable harm.” I can believe that this… Continue Reading →

First Tiger and Now This!

First Tiger Woods and now this. CBS is reporting that the New England Patriots mascot has been arrested for prostitution related crimes. Oh the horror! Can the sports world take yet another hit. This is especially horrifying as New England’s… Continue Reading →

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