Year 2009
Remember when dear leader Presidente Obama said that America is not a Christian nation? I couldn’t imagine why he said that. (I had lots of theories) But now it’s clear. We’re a Muslim nation. Oh. According to The Caucus: “And… Continue Reading →
“Hoover Dam Breaks – People Urged To Bring Buckets and Towels” “Giant Asteroid Headed For Manhattan – People Advised To Hide in Basements” “Use of Confession at All Time Low – Vatican To Publish Handbook” A Handbook? Yeah, that ought… Continue Reading →
Last night as we finished eating dinner, my wife asked the children if they wanted ice cream or a piece of cake for dessert. Well, the four year old boy absolutely flips out. He’s looking around the table for confirmation… Continue Reading →
I see your lips moving honey, but this is what I actually hear. Ht to AoA
Voting is now open for the Catholic New Media Awards. Thanks to everyone who nominated us! CMR has been nominated in the following categories. People’s Choice Blog Best Group Blog Best Written Blog Most Spiritual Blog (Really? Who did that?)… Continue Reading →
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Gay-dar is now officially a word. It’s the ability of gay people to spot each other. And now Christopher Hitchens said that as an atheist he can tell that Obama’s an atheist too. The… Continue Reading →
Just hours after the Government takeover, GM announces new models. GMC ANWRRequires oil but has no place to put it. GM FannieMaeWorks fine when going up hill but falls apart when going down hill. GM Barney FrankConversely only works when… Continue Reading →
Yesterday was not a good day. And it seems like we’ve had a long string of not so good days with the murder of George Tiller, North Korea perfecting its long range nuclear technology, President Obama reversing President Bush’s Mexico… Continue Reading →
The test is not in the easy cases but the hard ones. Are you pro-life? Are you against torture? Do you believe completely in what the Church teaches or are you one of those ‘except’ people? This is the question… Continue Reading →
Are Two Jews Too Many of the Supreme Court? Though Jews make up only a minuscule percentage of the population of America they have two justices sitting on the highest court in the land. But it might not be all… Continue Reading →