Just hours after the Government takeover, GM announces new models.
GMC ANWR
Requires oil but has no place to put it.
GM FannieMaeWorks fine when going up hill but falls apart when going down hill.
GM Barney FrankConversely only works when going down.
GMC Bailout Won’t get you more than a few miles but a gov’t tow truck will pick you up and send the bill to your rich neighbor.
GM PelosiCrazy looking headlights that distort everything you see.
GM Stimulus Actually this is not a new model. They just took your neighbors car and gave it to you.
GM Healthcare Allows for no customization and you have to wait two years to get it. When it finally arrives, it doesn’t work. (Produced in Canada & UK and imported into the US)
And a special bonus as per CEO Obama’s mandate all GM vehicles will now be equipped with a standard feature that in the event a foreign car cuts you off and almost kills you and you hit the horn, your car automatically apologizes to the foreign car.
Enjoy The Ride!
June 2, 2009 at 6:36 pm
LarryD.
I’ve decided I would not buy a Ford product because of the Ford Foundation which funds Planned Parenthood…
Unfortunately, I cannot uphold that line of reasoning with my PC and avoid Microsoft!
Well, one is better than none.
Elise B.
June 2, 2009 at 7:24 pm
As always, I reserve the right to delete obnoxious comments on my whim.
June 2, 2009 at 7:24 pm
make that obnoxious anonymous comments
June 2, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Elise – when it comes to the domestic auto mfrs, between GM (now owned 72% between US & Canada govts; 17.5% UAW; balance bond holders) and Ford, there really isn't a good choice. And having worked for Chrysler at one point, I'm not even considering them.
All I know is I want as little $$$ as possible going to O or his UAW supporters. And Ford Motor Co. no longer has a direct relationship with Ford Foundation; unfortunately, Ford does promote glbt events which poses a different problem.
So I buy used cars.
June 2, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Wow. I thought I bought used cars because I was poor. I never thought I was making a moral statement. I like your idea better. I’m feeling better about myself already.
June 2, 2009 at 10:27 pm
It’s all about feeeeelllinngggsss Matthew.
Yeah, and it’s about $$$ too.
June 3, 2009 at 12:16 am
This whole thread is hilarious. We sold our Taurus so we could buy a Nissan in HI. Used. We bought an ’09 Honda Odessey. Is there anything wrong with that?
June 3, 2009 at 3:29 am
hehe…Beavis…he said Barney Frank….
June 3, 2009 at 5:34 am
Loved it and have no issue with barney frank comment. He is a congressmen who had a lover on his payroll running a whore house. He lied while his democrat cronies made millions at freddie and fannie at our expense. He continues to lie today and his actions are leading to complete collapse of the economy. He goes down all the time so I have no issue with telling the truth. I would have only added he goes down only with the same model car.
It is a damn joke about a horrible person. I have seen far worse jokes about Catholics and the Pope.