We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2010

Noted Atheist Says God’s an Environmentalist

There’s a good news/bad news thing going on here. The good news is that noted atheist Ted Turner seems to believe in God now, I guess. The bad news is that Ted Turner thinks God agrees with him. Ted Turner… Continue Reading →

Liars! I Think They Read the Bill

The Arizona Immigration Bill is ten pages long yet three…count ’em….three(!!!) high ranking Obama administration officials have admitted publicly that they haven’t read the bill even though they’ve all criticized it. Here’s the thing. A lot of people are freaking… Continue Reading →

Abortion by Remote Control

Planned Parenthood clinics across Iowa are fine tuning an “advanced” and novel way to abort babies – by remote control. According to reports, about 1,500 women have already used a videoconferencing system to obtain abortion drugs over the past two… Continue Reading →

Bolivian Prez Is A Jerk

At the risk of redundancy, President Evo Morales of Bolivia is a socialist and a jerk. Invited to an audience with the Pope as a courtesy to a head of state, the socialist twerp decided to lecture the pope and… Continue Reading →

Study Links Substance Abuse and Abortion

A new study links abortion and substance abuse. That’s the conclusion of a study performed by researchers at the University of Manitoba that found that women who have had an abortion are almost four times as likely to have substance… Continue Reading →

Buckle Up. Fascism Ahead.

Everything Obama’s regulatory czar says in this interview scares the heck out of me. Everything. But the lowlight is when he says “The word ‘voluntary’ is a little complicated.” Buckle up we may be hitting some fascism ahead. HT Weasel… Continue Reading →

Nun Excommunicated for Approving Abortion

A nun reportedly approved of an abortion and is now automatically excommunicated. This, of course, is already being portrayed as the Church oppressing pregnant women and nuns. To be technical though, the sister who approved of the abortion excommunicated herself…. Continue Reading →

I Want Bill Donohue’s Job

There is quite the tiff going on between William Donohue of the Catholic League and the denizens of dissent at the National Catholic Reporter. It seems that other NCR does not like Bill very much. The published a piece by… Continue Reading →

Why Modern Vampires Suck

I hate vampires. You might say that’s a natural reaction to the undead. You’re supposed to hate them. But you don’t understand I really really hold a strong hate for the modern day milquetoast vampire. How did we go from… Continue Reading →

Vote For This Guy!! Awesome Squared!

I don’t know what the Alabama Agriculture Commissioner does. Truth is, I have no idea who Dale Peterson is and what his qualifications for the job are. I don’t know anything about his opinions or policies. But I don’t care…. Continue Reading →

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