We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2010

Tick, Tick, Tick – Doomsday Comes & Goes

Somebody should tell Duke Puntalangit, a self-described Marian visionary from the Phillipines, that the key to longevity in the false prophet business is vagueness. Specificity is not your friend. So it is that poor Duke may only have hours left… Continue Reading →

Moratorium on the Crist/Christ Thing

I’m officially asking for a moratorium on the number of writers thinking they’re clever by playing with Charlie Crist’s name off Jesus Christ. Let me make this clear. It’s not because it’s offensive. It’s just really really bad writing. When… Continue Reading →

Ultrasounds are The Rosa Parks of Abortion

Pro-lifers like me love science and technology. Yup. We’re like science geeks without the comic books. And we’ve got girlfriend and wives. For years, religious people have been called backward and anti-science while pro-lifers actually couldn’t wait for scientific and… Continue Reading →

Anti-Catholicism is the New Vegas

In the life of nearly every celebrity there’s a moment after the white hot fame cools and the spotlights are averted when a decision needs to be made. Does the celebrity begin a new life in obscurity or do they… Continue Reading →

Pro-Lifers Make Women Cry

Pro-aborts are actually accusing pro-lifers of making women cry. Yup. That’s the new tactic. The ol’ “pro-lifers are a bunch of meany pants” defense. Fox News reports: The requirements of Oklahoma’s new abortion law are drawing some emotional responses from… Continue Reading →

Baby Survives for Two Days After Abortion

Left for dead. That’s the only accurate way to describe the fate of the baby who survived a botched abortion in Italy only to be abandoned until being discovered by a priest the following day. The UK Telegraph reports: A… Continue Reading →

This is Why Our Education System Stinks

You’ve got to check this out. A high school journalism class created a rap video about saving the whales. You want to know what’s wrong with public education look no further than this. There’s so many problems here. One –… Continue Reading →

Euthanasia Firm Dumping Ashes in Lake

This story is going to confuse the heck out of wacko environmentalists. On the one hand Dignitas, the euthanasia nuts responsible for the death of over a thousand people, are killing people. Yay! That’s great for the environment that all… Continue Reading →

Jesus Free Jobs

Christianity is the new secondhand smoke. Sure the libs will tell you, you’re allowed to smoke but if anyone else sees it, smells it, or inhales it, then it’s illegal. The ever expanding public sphere will similarly say that you… Continue Reading →

I’m Definitely a Better Dad Than This Guy

OK. I’ve got a lot of problems as a Dad but I’m definitely a better Dad than this guy. The Wall Street Journal reports: “Selling my kids on the Craigslist black market. I have two kids, two and one year… Continue Reading →

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