OK. There’s a lot of serious stuff going on in the Church and the world right now and I was prepared to write on them but then I received an email from a friend of mine about Catholic Church bulletin bloopers and I laughed so hard I nearly choked to death. (I’m actually not kidding. My wife came running into the room to see if I was OK.) I have no idea of the veracity of these or their orignal source but they struck me as funny so I’m thinking you’ll probably get a laugh or two out of it as well.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals..
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The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care much about you .
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Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help…
June 29, 2011 at 4:35 am
LOL! I never get tired of seeing, "Join our Alter Server group!"
June 29, 2011 at 9:02 am
Great stuff haha! I also found bloopers of this video on YouTube about a stereotypical gay. It's so hilarious, you should see it too!
http://youtu.be/7bN0u7zlO2s
June 29, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Thanks – i just put on my makeup. Now I have to do it all over.
July 3, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Or, posted on my child's Catholic school's marquee as the reason for a mid semester break: "Teacher sin-service conference"!
July 4, 2011 at 11:16 pm
This from a Protestant bulletin, small rural church: In honor of Easter, Mrs. Smith will come up and lay an egg on the altar.