We Laugh Because We Believe

Month November 2011

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Now go be thankful!

Save the Tofurkey!!

Vegetarians around the planet were horrified to learn today that the popular Thanksgiving dish for vegetarians called Tofurkey doesn’t actually derive from the vegetarian bean curd known as Tofu but from a very small and extraordinarily cute endangered species called… Continue Reading →

Bishop Lori on “Immediate and Palpable Threats to Religious Freedom”

CMR kudos to Bishop William Lori, Chairman of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, who joined Fox and Friends to speak about the disappearing religious freedoms in this country right now. He said, according to Fox News, that while he’s… Continue Reading →

Walking Thru Doors Makes You….Um?

From the DUH! Institute for the Advanced Study of the Obvious comes this startling find. Walking through doorways causes forgetting, new research shows We’ve all experienced it: The frustration of entering a room and forgetting what we were going to… Continue Reading →

There Are No Protestants In The Marathon

When you are suffering at mile 24 of the marathon, some thoughts become crystal clear. As I ran in the Philly marathon this past Sunday, one obvious truth and one question kept popping up in my head. How could anyone… Continue Reading →

Kmiec Defends Obama

Catholics hatin’ on Obama? That can’t stand. So Captain Kmiec, Obama apologist, flies in to the rescue in the pages of the National Catholic Reporter. National Catholic Reporter: Sometimes one is tempted to say a plague on both your houses…. Continue Reading →

Plummer: Tebow Should Shut it About Jesus

Former Denver QB Jake Plummer attempts to prove he’s a jerk. Succeeds wildly. In an interview recently, he was asked about Tim Tebow, who is succeeding despite pretty much every sports analyst calling him “garbage.” Plummer said Tebow was a… Continue Reading →

Now That’s a Catholic College!

The President of Belmont Abbey College President said he would close the college before submitting to the HHS mandate that would require them to provide coverage for contraceptives and sterilization procedures, according to Campus Notes. Now that’s a Catholic college!… Continue Reading →

A Super Super Committee

So the super committee failed. Miserably. Did anyone expect something different? Look we all knew it never stood a chance. So now we move onto charade #3. Charade #3: Wherein both sides propose legislation to mitigate against the draconian measures… Continue Reading →

If Batman Were OWS

This Bat-signal type symbol was shone on a building during the Occupy Wall Street madness a few days ago. It got me wondering though what an OWS superhero would be like. Bruce Wayne is clearly part of the 1% so… Continue Reading →

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