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Month January 2012

A Good Christian Smack In The Head

Might you do me a favor? Today at the National Catholic Register I opine about the natural and Christian justice that sometimes accompanies a good Christian smack in the head. I would be ever so grateful if you would take… Continue Reading →

Proof: Catholics Caused the Holocaust!!!

In 1894, a four year old boy was playing near the icy waters of the River Inn in Passau, Germany. The young boy fell into the river and was drowning when another boy, Johann Kuehberger, leapt into the river and… Continue Reading →

Did Santorum Actually Win?

Not that it really matters at the end of the day, but a voter counter suggests that a counting mistake may have given Romney the win. DES MOINES, Iowa — Caucus night was chaotic in many places, with hundreds of… Continue Reading →

Santorum Actually Means It

I was speaking with a friend on the phone yesterday from college. He’s kinda’ pro-life but not passionate about it and fiscally conservative but not very religious. He’s a little squishy, if you know what I mean. In short, he… Continue Reading →

God Told Pat Robertson The Nominee Will Be…

Somebody tell me how Pat Robertson is not wandering around a dog track with his name and return address pinned to his sweater? The televangelist kook has once again claimed that God has told him the future. This time, the… Continue Reading →

This Is The Santorum I Know

I find it hard to believe I am writing these words. But the following is an excerpt from a column extolling the virtues of Rick Santorum written by, are you sitting down? George Will. They (ordinary Republicans) crave fun. Supporting… Continue Reading →

Wanna’ Know Why Planned Parenthood Wants Taxpayer Funding

Any time a state seeks to defund Planned Parenthood, the White House absolutely freaks and threatens to remove Medicaid funding to the state’s poor unless they pony up to Big Abortion. Obviously, Big Abortion needs the money. But according to… Continue Reading →

Crash and Burn Marriage Proposal

I asked my wife to marry me on top of the Empire State building. That way, if she said no I could’ve thrown her off and nobody would’ve ever known. This guy should’ve thought of that.

Obama: Re-Elect Me for the Children

President Barack Obama was in Iowa last night and made a impassioned plea for his re-election that made me raise my eyebrow and sent a chill up my spine, according to Weasel Zippers. “Part of what 2012 is about is… Continue Reading →

The Conservative Alternative

Santorum’s surge surprised just about everybody and he came within 8 votes of beating perennial front-runner Mitt Romney in Iowa. Newt faded, and Bachmann and Perry are likely out of the race. So the conventional wisdom is that Rick peaked… Continue Reading →

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