First, Elton did an ad for Diet Coke.

Now, he’s for Pepsi.

I’m starting to think Elton just can’t make up his mind. Look, I’m an open minded guy but come on. I know Elton married a woman years ago and now he’s with a dude. But come on man, you’ve got to take a stand for something. If you can’t take a stand on something as important as Coke vs. Pepsi then what kind of man are you?

And isn’t being a Coke person or a Pepsi person genetic? Or is it a choice? Maybe I’ll ask Anne Heche what she drinks.