Since the term “sl@t” for women who pronounce they’re having sex and you have to pay for it is no longer acceptable, as has been shown by what will come to be known as the Limbaugh debacle, it seems our culture is in desperate need of a euphemistic replacement for the offensive term.
1) Undocumented harlot
2) Vertically challenged
3) Morally and physically flexible
4) Super-duper tolerant
5) Democrat (Ok. That one may have gone too far.)
6) The working spore (That one definitely went too far.)
7) HHS employee
8) Future reality star
9) Planned Parenthood Preferred Customer
Any addition to this list would be welcome.