The left is big on slogans. They’ve adapted well to the thinking that if it doesn’t fit onto a bumper sticker it’s waaaaay too wonky for ADHD America.

So I’m getting ready to head down with the kids to the Rally for Religious Liberty in Philly on Friday and I realized that while secularists have tons of slogans I’m sitting here with my marker, heaps of paper, and few ideas.

So after thinking on it for a while here’s some slogans to get me started for the Catholic side of the HHS debate:

10) Keep your ovaries off my rosaries!
9) Pay for your own darn pill!
8) I ain’t yo’ sugar daddy!
7) I usually don’t pay for other people to have sex. Usually.
6) It ain’t up to me to buy your IUD.

Continue reading at the National Catholic Register and comment there.