I really feel for this guy, I do. I mean I feel a little bad about laughing at him, but I still did it. Mostly because I killed my whole lawn a few years ago. Actually, my wife killed it, but that is a long story.
The difference between me and him is that I didn’t try to blame anyone, well, except my wife of course.
Lessons learned? Read labels and when you are an idiot, don’t call the local news to let them know about it. Unless of course, you really are an idiot.