The wit and wisdom of a fat lady singing.

Sweat is nature’s way of saying “Good job” or “You’re fat.”

“Legitimate Rape” is like the CandyMan. When you say its name, it comes for you.

Being dogmatic is easy, its dogma that is hard.

The difference between discrimination and discriminating comes down to class and whether you have it.

Class warfare is all fine and dandy as long as one class doesn’t fight back.

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