*subhead*Biden amazed at baby.*subhead*

1) Wait! This is the blob of tissue we’ve been talking about the past few years.
2) Come on. Baby, stand up, let the people see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? I tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal. I tell you what, stand up for the baby.

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