Elections have consequences and this would be an unfortunate one. It’s rumored that President Obama (man, it still hurts to say that) is looking at Senator John “Lerch” Kerry for Secretary of Defense.

Oh my. Yup. The guy who compared our troops to Genghis Kahn. And he did it with that funny way of saying Genghis too. He says Genghis like Obama says Pakistan.

Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, here’s Senator Zell Miller excoriating Kerry for his votes against pretty much every weapon for the armed forces. It’s only two minutes and gets right to the infamous “spitballs” line.