Stupid science. Even if it’s true they don’t need to publicize it. Even if it’s a myth, it’s a great myth that’s brought joy to many.

The Daily Mail reports:

Pregnant women who are keen to jump-start their contractions have long relied on traditional remedies from eating hot curries to having sex.

But now scientists have some disappointing news for couples – making love doesn’t bring on labour.

Let’s all ignore this stupid science. We’ll say it wasn’t a large enough sample. We’ll say whatever it takes. All I’m saying is I’m not telling my wife.