A women’s group is auctioning off Sandra Fluke for a “strategy session.” Don’t know if contraception is included.
Yeah, the woman who objected to be calling a “slut” is selling herself by the hour.
This is just too awesome. The groups says the “estimated value: priceless.” Really. They say “priceless.”
People seem to think otherwise because only three people have bid on it and the hour long “strategy session” is going for about $100.
Fluke is selling her ability to create a powerful movement.
Got a fantastic idea for a campaign but not sure where to start? Wondering how you can use the tools of activism to make your project the most effective it can be? Social justice advocate Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.
Sharp strategic mind that was able to get a whole ten people show up at a rally for Obama. Ten!
And they’ve got to secretly know that Fluke knows about as much about creating political movements as Michael Moore knows about Weight Watchers because they’re making it clear that there are no refunds. And look at how they refer to Fluke as an “item.”
Funny, that’s not how I would describe her.
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Every minute of Fluke’s cultural relevance other than as a cautionary tale is evidence of our much deserved doom.