We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2012

Crash and Burn Marriage Proposal

I asked my wife to marry me on top of the Empire State building. That way, if she said no I could’ve thrown her off and nobody would’ve ever known. This guy should’ve thought of that.

Obama: Re-Elect Me for the Children

President Barack Obama was in Iowa last night and made a impassioned plea for his re-election that made me raise my eyebrow and sent a chill up my spine, according to Weasel Zippers. “Part of what 2012 is about is… Continue Reading →

The Conservative Alternative

Santorum’s surge surprised just about everybody and he came within 8 votes of beating perennial front-runner Mitt Romney in Iowa. Newt faded, and Bachmann and Perry are likely out of the race. So the conventional wisdom is that Rick peaked… Continue Reading →

A Santorum Victory! Who Else Won?

Yeah Santorum technically lost by eight votes in Iowa last night but if you can’t see that last night was a huge victory for former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum you’re just not paying attention. And here’s the thing -it’s possible… Continue Reading →

Turn off the Hulu, Save America

America is being pulled apart at the seams. It’s a technological balkanization. America has become a bizarro Babel. In Babel, everyone was talking but nobody could understand each other. But in America it’s now the opposite. Nobody’s even allowed to… Continue Reading →

Iowa Caucus Open Thread

We will post updates and comments here. Feel free to post your thoughts as well. 12:31 PM ET. Ridiculous. Rick up by 5 votes with 98% reporting. It is a tie. 12:25 AM ET. Santorum: Cutting taxes and spending is… Continue Reading →

Muslims Kill Santa!!!

A gang of adherents to the religion of peace have killed Santa Claus. Word has it they’re next to target elves and magical reindeer. The Voice of Russia reports: In Dushanbe, a young man, dressed as Santa Claus, was killed… Continue Reading →

But Santorum Endorsed Specter!!!!!

Newsflash! Rick Santorum endorsed pro-choice Arlen Specter over pro-life Pat Toomey in the 2004 election cycle. In case you were living under a rock you may not have known this. And despite all the years of pro-life service in the… Continue Reading →

Success! Santorum Hit Pieces Begin

You know Rick Santorum is doing well when the AP does a hit piece like this. Here is the lede. Rick Santorum Caught Up In John Ensign Affair: Senate Ethics Report Seven paragraphs later, this sentence “The report’s brief reference… Continue Reading →

Colmes Mocks Santorum’s Dead Child

This absolutely sickens me. It is the lowest of the low. Liberal Alan Colmes mocks Rick Santorum for treating his dead son with dignity. Colmes was suggesting that voters would shun Santorum once they “get a load of some of… Continue Reading →

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